Fucking Cheering Squad - Morning Update for Friday
August 27th, 2008
Archive for August, 2008
Voluptuous January 2008: 70 Photos of Kelsey Konicki
We actually almost lost Kelsey. After she posed for December ‘06 V-Mag, she met a dude. And after a while, the dude got jealous. Kelsey said he knew she enjoyed modeling nude with sex toys. She wanted to continue because she liked it. Her BF was always on her to stop. So she stopped to please him. Then our photographer called her. She and her BF argued about it. She told him she wanted to live her own life and not be dominated by his demands. She also thought he was cheating himself. So she dumped the stupid asshole and went back to sexy modeling. And that’s why we haven’t seen Kelsey in a long time, until now. Welcome back, Kelsey. And keep away from the boyfriends!
August 22nd, 2008
Voluptuous April 2008: 40 Photos of Denise Davies
Denise, as you tit-aficionados know, is the lucky owner of a pair of Britain’s biggest all-natural breasts and widest areolae. Here are some of Denise’s most memorable quotes:
“My areolae are five inches. Somebody once measured them for me. An amateur photographer did it. And they weigh 10 pounds each.”
“How I like shagging is the bloke’s in me from behind, and he’s got my hair in bunches and holding the bunches like they’re horse reins. And he starts pulling them. I’m on all fours and he’s holding onto my hair and riding me, basically.”
“I definitely prefer a real cock, but if one’s not available, I can make do with a dildo. I can get on all fours, put a dildo in my pussy and clench my pussy muscles so they’ll just hold it there for, like, two minutes. I have very strong pussy muscles.”
“Remember how you said before that my breasts look bigger in person than they do in pictures? Well, they always look bigger when my clothes are off than when I’m dressed, so even if a bloke sees me dressed in a club, and he can see that I have gigantic breasts, his mouth always drops open when we go back to his place and he sees them for real.”
August 17th, 2008
Voluptuous: 15:11 Minute Video of Mellie D
“My nickname at school was Melons,” Mellie D. revealed. “My yearbooks are full of references to the size of my tits. Girls used to make fun of me in physical education class but the guys all loved it. Jealous girls called me fat and said that I was going to suffer backaches. Some were really nasty. But I have the last laugh because most of them have implants now and mine are all real!”
Add comment August 12th, 2008
Voluptuous March 2008: 40 Photos of Bozena
It’s nice to get Bozena out of the house. When the editors asked the photographer of this pictorial to tell Bozena to take her top down, she pulled up in an Audi convertible. Lost in translation? Things worked out as you can see. They found a quiet pasture and parked it. Utterly fearless, Bozena didn’t worry about being seen by any grouchy farmers. But since this was Germany, if she had been caught by a farmer, he would have probably tried to hire her on the spot as a milkmaid. While she was adjusting her rack and spreading her pussy on the hood, Bozena told him that when she drives with her top down (her car top), guys shout out all kinds of comments. “European men are very aggressive. They will say point blank from the start, ‘Let’s go my your place.’ I have never been to America but my girlfriend said they are very different from Europeans in their approach to women. They are not so blunt. One day I will visit the USA and see for myself.” Word to international automakers: If you really want to sell cars, hire Bozena to lay naked in them, and on them, like we did. Forget about commercials of cars speeding down empty highways. Hot chicks sell cars.
Add comment August 6th, 2008
Voluptuous March 2008: 40 Photos of Bozena
It’s nice to get Bozena out of the house. When the editors asked the photographer of this pictorial to tell Bozena to take her top down, she pulled up in an Audi convertible. Lost in translation? Things worked out as you can see. They found a quiet pasture and parked it. Utterly fearless, Bozena didn’t worry about being seen by any grouchy farmers. But since this was Germany, if she had been caught by a farmer, he would have probably tried to hire her on the spot as a milkmaid. While she was adjusting her rack and spreading her pussy on the hood, Bozena told him that when she drives with her top down (her car top), guys shout out all kinds of comments. “European men are very aggressive. They will say point blank from the start, ‘Let’s go my your place.’ I have never been to America but my girlfriend said they are very different from Europeans in their approach to women. They are not so blunt. One day I will visit the USA and see for myself.” Word to international automakers: If you really want to sell cars, hire Bozena to lay naked in them, and on them, like we did. Forget about commercials of cars speeding down empty highways. Hot chicks sell cars.
Add comment August 1st, 2008